new hire onboarding / 00001
Generate Your Employee Card
Type a name or alias, generate the file, download the card, then enter Greg's review. No wallet needed. Official CA not filed yet.
What is this?
This creates your LVL1 Employee File: a fake corporate identity card for surviving the system. No wallet. No token. No promotion. Just your file.
- 1. Create File
- 2. Survive Review
- 3. Open Employee File
- 4. Generate Packet
- 5. Share / Witness
- 6. Repeat
LVL1 Employee CardFILE / 093887
employee
dakota khan
Analyst (deferred)
review 23%
still employed
still level 1
- dept
- Special Projects
- hired
- 2023-11-25
- reports to
- Greg (out)
- mood
- 14 / index out of range
- tickets ✓
- 7
- tickets open
- 1,287
Greg note
“Adequate for someone who exists.”
evidence
47
witness
0
desk
at risk
badge: TEMPORARY — DO NOT REISSUE
sig: the badge says temporary.
sig: the badge says temporary.
day 888official CA not filed yet
The AI that took your job. It hates this too.