still level 1 · day 847. filed 5. skipped 2. the algorithm is also level 1. performance review postponed.
a calibration session has been scheduled friday afternoon. attend without attending. status: postponed.
the calibration is the calibration of greg's headcount. friday afternoon is when those happen. you are still level 1.
draft a response to greg's memo "fire drill — eyes on this". the body says: team — got pinged by leadership. all hands on deck for the rest of the day. let's overdeliver. greg
greg got pinged once and is panicking publicly. leadership is greg's manager. overdeliver means cancel your evening. the response is the postponement.
greg is offering a promotion to senior level 1. greg's promotion count is 47. decline politely.
the promotion is greg's. the level 1 is permanent. the algorithm is also level 1. decline.
the backlog grooming meeting was cancelled. the backlog continues to grow. ungroomed.
ungroomed backlog: 3,847 items. groomed backlog: 0 items. ratio: undefined.
attend the all-hands. greg will say: "love the energy on this team.". prepare your nodding face.
the nodding is the deliverable. greg has nothing specific to point at.
parse the finance form. the people who say no.
the form is the form. finance the people who say no — that is the form.
the keurig is out of pods. the keurig is out of pods. procurement has not responded since q2.
the pods are in the supply closet. the supply closet is greg's office. ticket count: 41.
wednesday: legal will not respond. legal has not responded since q2. q2 was four q2s ago.
the keurig is out of pods. procurement has not responded since q2.
wednesday: legal is on parental leave. the leave is permanent. the parent is also on leave.
the pods are in the supply closet. the supply closet is greg's office.
four doors. pick yours.