still level 1 · day 852. filed 5. skipped 0. the algorithm is also level 1. performance review postponed.
attend the all-hands. greg will say: "the team is the strategy. the strategy is the team. the team is also the strategy.". prepare your nodding face.
the nodding is the deliverable. greg said this once at q4 all-hands. nobody has said it since. greg cites it weekly.
parse the procurement form. the form for the form is in the other form.
the form is the form. procurement the form for the form is in the other form — that is the form.
you have been double-booked. then triple-booked. then your morning was reclaimed by greg.
your calendar is greg's calendar. your time is greg's time. greg has not been informed.
draft a response to greg's memo "1:1 reschedule". the body says: have to reschedule our 1:1 — got pulled into a leadership thing. happy to find time next week. greg
greg has rescheduled this 1:1 four times. the leadership thing is lunch. next week is also rescheduled. the response is the postponement.
the keurig is puddle. the keurig is leaking. there is a small puddle. the puddle is forming a smaller keurig.
the puddle was in the q1 risk register. the q1 risk register was not read in q1. ticket count: 41.
greg has not been informed.
the keurig is sentient. it knows your name. it knows your manager's name.
greg has not been informed. greg will be informed last.
the keurig is now part of the team. the keurig is also level 1.
four doors. pick yours.