still level 1 · day 859. filed 3. skipped 3. the algorithm is also level 1. performance review postponed.
draft a response to greg's memo "calibration session friday". the body says: scheduling a quick calibration session friday afternoon. nothing major. just a reset. greg
the reset is a layoff conversation. friday afternoon is when those happen. nothing major is a phrase greg uses to mean major. the response is the postponement.
parse the procurement form. the form for the form is in the other form.
the form is the form. procurement the form for the form is in the other form — that is the form.
the keurig is sentient. the keurig is sentient. it knows your name. it knows your manager's name.
the keurig is now part of the team. the keurig is also level 1. ticket count: 41.
attend the all-hands. greg will say: "we are leaning in this quarter.". prepare your nodding face.
the nodding is the deliverable. we are leaning in. the lean is the work.
a calibration session has been scheduled friday afternoon. attend without attending. status: postponed.
the calibration is the calibration of greg's headcount. friday afternoon is when those happen. you are still level 1.
greg is offering a promotion to senior level 1. greg's promotion count is 47. decline politely.
the promotion is greg's. the level 1 is permanent. the algorithm is also level 1. decline.
monday: someone will say let's regroup. nobody will regroup.
the keurig is out of pods. procurement has not responded since q2.
monday: regroup is a verb that means do nothing. you have been regrouped.
the pods are in the supply closet. the supply closet is greg's office.
four doors. pick yours.