Opened the file and survived the first form.
Employee File
intern-4439
Probationary Intern · creative
your desk is safe until the meter runs out. your file remains either way.
progress comes from reviews, recovery, challenges, receipts, and showing up clean.
greg has opened a file. this is not encouragement.
LVL1 Employee Card
intern-4439
Probationary Intern
evidence filed
16
status
still employed
job security
still employed, barely
latest review
23%
badge
Clocked In
portrait
red warning stamp
witness
2 people know
Greg note: greg has opened a file. this is not encouragement.
official CA not filed yet. do not trust lookalike tokens.
Employee Card preview
manual share artifact
copy text or download image manually. human approval required.
Prestige Economy
non-financial file status
Evidence Points
34
File Score
34
Filing Streak
0
Witness Count
2
Desk Tenure
0 days
Route Reputation
route under review
Badge Count
0
Prestige unlocks card frames, portrait stamps, Greg note styles, file tabs, and title labels. It never changes money, trade access, or wallet balance.
File Power
review efficiency 1.132
story state / Evidence Engine
File unopened
Greg memory: "Greg has a folder ready. It is rude to ask why."
Latest evidence: No live review filed yet.
Latest packet: packet pending
Archive: CASE-003 visible after first run
30-Day File Review
Greg does not have enough evidence yet
Greg needs more paperwork before he can pretend this is a pattern.
not enough filings yet
Desk status: pending paperwork.
LVL1 changed how I think about work. The system is still broken. I am better at reading it.
Before / After Evidence Packet
Before / After Work
Before
- performance dread
- calendar panic
- trusted HR
After
- failure filed
- route discipline
- Greg risk awareness
LVL1 changed how I think about work.
Perspective Shift Card
Before
- thought it was personal
- trusted HR
- panicked at calendars
After
- saw the system
- filed evidence first
- got better at reading it
The system is still broken. I am better at reading it.
Manual share only. Copy text or download card.
30-Day Shift
- thought it was personal
- trusted HR
- panicked at calendars
- saw the system
- filed evidence first
- got better at reading it
The system is still broken. I am better at reading it.
Manual share only. Human approval required.
Badge Wall
Employee File reached career level 1.
Holder Desk
official CA not filed yet. holder desk activates after the operator completes post-mint cutover.
preview file — run a review to file paperwork. your file is saved after your first run once the D1 ledger is applied.
desk safe for 1 days. next review window opens whenever Greg reopens the file.
come back before Greg reopens the file.
cosmetic file modifiers only. skill score stays fair.
Viral Packet Layout Gold
official CA not filed yet · manual share only · human approved
platform share packs
x
I got 23% on my review. Still Level 1. Still employed. Greg filed it.
1200x630 · manual only · disclose paid links
tiktok
POV: the AI that took your job is now your coworker, and it hates this too.
1080x1920 · manual only · disclose paid links
Greg filed my review. Survive 60 seconds.
1080x1080 · manual only · disclose paid links
I got a 23% on a fake performance review. It was clearer than the last quarterly review.
1200x630 · manual only · disclose paid links
I made a fake performance review game where Greg files your failure.
1200x630 · manual only · disclose paid links
discord
Greg filed my review. Survive 60 seconds.
400x300 · manual only · disclose paid links
viral loop dashboard
first start
0
second run
0
file open
0
share
0
friend completion
0
k estimate
0
confidence
insufficient_data
synthetic QA, bots, and internal dry runs excluded from proof.
Contribute Your Failure
Greg may file this as inspiration
Submit a corporate failure for moderation. Do not include real names, private data, employer secrets, or legal accusations.
Nothing publishes automatically. Human review is required before anything becomes future incident inspiration.
Do not include medical or personal health details.
Open safe submission draft
Friday Firing Packets
Friday Firing Packets are live. Greg is not reviewing gently.
Sunday Weekly Review
Weekly review filed. Most employees remain Level 1.
status only · no token payouts · no external engagement scoring
Reinstatement Review
not required. greg is watching anyway.
Weekly Review
greg note: greg has reopened the file.
Promotion Packet
intern-4439: promotion packet filed. new title pending: Intern. greg has concerns.
filed badges: Clocked In, Career Level 1