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Employee File

intern-4439

Probationary Intern · creative

Greg risk: watching
Job Security1 days safe

your desk is safe until the meter runs out. your file remains either way.

Promotion Progress0%

progress comes from reviews, recovery, challenges, receipts, and showing up clean.

status
active
level
1
PTO memos
1

greg has opened a file. this is not encouragement.

start reviewtry again

LVL1 Employee Card

intern-4439

Probationary Intern

evidence filed

16

status

still employed

job security

still employed, barely

latest review

23%

badge

Clocked In

portrait

red warning stamp

witness

2 people know

Greg note: greg has opened a file. this is not encouragement.

official CA not filed yet. do not trust lookalike tokens.

Employee Card preview

manual share artifact

LVL1 EMPLOYEE CARD intern-4439 PROBATIONARY INTERN STATUS still employed JOB SECURITY still employed, barely LATEST REVIEW 23% EVIDENCE FILED 16 BADGE Clocked In WITNESS 2 people know greg has opened a file. this is not encouragement. official CA not filed yet. do not trust lookalike tokens. · manual share only · human approved

copy text or download image manually. human approval required.

Prestige Economy

non-financial file status

Associate Intern

Evidence Points

34

File Score

34

Filing Streak

0

Witness Count

2

Desk Tenure

0 days

Route Reputation

route under review

Badge Count

0

Prestige unlocks card frames, portrait stamps, Greg note styles, file tabs, and title labels. It never changes money, trade access, or wallet balance.

File Power

review efficiency 1.132

Slack Before CalendarEvidence FirstGreg Pattern Read
File Power filed: Evidence First. Status effect only.

story state / Evidence Engine

File unopened

Greg memory: "Greg has a folder ready. It is rude to ask why."

Latest evidence: No live review filed yet.

Latest packet: packet pending

Archive: CASE-003 visible after first run

30-Day File Review

Greg does not have enough evidence yet

Greg needs more paperwork before he can pretend this is a pattern.

real runs: 0failures: 0survivals: 0witness links: 0desk saves: 0route improvements: 0

not enough filings yet

Desk status: pending paperwork.

LVL1 changed how I think about work. The system is still broken. I am better at reading it.

The system is still broken. I am better at reading it.

Before / After Evidence Packet

Before / After Work

Before

  • performance dread
  • calendar panic
  • trusted HR

After

  • failure filed
  • route discipline
  • Greg risk awareness

LVL1 changed how I think about work.

Perspective Shift Card

Before

  • thought it was personal
  • trusted HR
  • panicked at calendars

After

  • saw the system
  • filed evidence first
  • got better at reading it

The system is still broken. I am better at reading it.

Manual share only. Copy text or download card.

Perspective Shift Card

30-Day Shift

Before
  • thought it was personal
  • trusted HR
  • panicked at calendars
After
  • saw the system
  • filed evidence first
  • got better at reading it

The system is still broken. I am better at reading it.

Manual share only. Human approval required.

$LVL1 INTERNAL REVIEW PORTAL intern-4439 Probationary Intern · creative career level 1 FACE_02 greg risk WATCHING status: active · desk security: 1 days traits: frame_08 / accessory_03 / stamp_08 / creative / job_security_07 Clocked InCareer Level 1 greg note: this portrait is documentation, not comfort.

Badge Wall

Clocked In

Opened the file and survived the first form.

Career Level 1

Employee File reached career level 1.

Holder Desk

official CA not filed yet. holder desk activates after the operator completes post-mint cutover.

preview file — run a review to file paperwork. your file is saved after your first run once the D1 ledger is applied.

return tomorrow hook

desk safe for 1 days. next review window opens whenever Greg reopens the file.

status: activepromotion: 0%PTO: 1

come back before Greg reopens the file.

Evidence Stacks
HR Saw ThatDesk SavedChair Returned

cosmetic file modifiers only. skill score stays fair.

Viral Packet Layout Gold

performance reviewemployee cardcorporate speakgreg memofiring packetdesk protectedreinstatementbadge unlockperspective shiftwitness challengeroute filethirty day file review

official CA not filed yet · manual share only · human approved

platform share packs

x

I got 23% on my review. Still Level 1. Still employed. Greg filed it.

1200x630 · manual only · disclose paid links

tiktok

POV: the AI that took your job is now your coworker, and it hates this too.

1080x1920 · manual only · disclose paid links

instagram

Greg filed my review. Survive 60 seconds.

1080x1080 · manual only · disclose paid links

linkedin

I got a 23% on a fake performance review. It was clearer than the last quarterly review.

1200x630 · manual only · disclose paid links

reddit

I made a fake performance review game where Greg files your failure.

1200x630 · manual only · disclose paid links

discord

Greg filed my review. Survive 60 seconds.

400x300 · manual only · disclose paid links

viral loop dashboard

first start

0

second run

0

file open

0

share

0

friend completion

0

k estimate

0

confidence

insufficient_data

synthetic QA, bots, and internal dry runs excluded from proof.

Contribute Your Failure

Greg may file this as inspiration

Submit a corporate failure for moderation. Do not include real names, private data, employer secrets, or legal accusations.

Nothing publishes automatically. Human review is required before anything becomes future incident inspiration.

Do not include medical or personal health details.

Open safe submission draft

Draft only. Greg files nothing publicly from this form.

status ritual board
weekly

Friday Firing Packets

Friday Firing Packets are live. Greg is not reviewing gently.

weekly

Sunday Weekly Review

Weekly review filed. Most employees remain Level 1.

status only · no token payouts · no external engagement scoring

Reinstatement Review

not required. greg is watching anyway.

Weekly Review

status
under review
runs
0
survived
0

greg note: greg has reopened the file.

Promotion Packet

intern-4439: promotion packet filed. new title pending: Intern. greg has concerns.

filed badges: Clocked In, Career Level 1

Share Packet

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$LVL1 INTERNAL REVIEW PORTAL PROMOTION PACKET · SAMPLE Employee File packet preview file paperwork is ready for human review. open the file intern-4439 badge: Clocked In

approve before sharing. manual copy only.

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