AI took your job. Play the paperwork.
Eleven short office panic games for the $LVL1 crowd: survive Greg, crush tickets, repair nothing, memorize corporate nonsense, and leave with a shareable proof that you are still Level 1.
Short games. Fast laughs. Shareable proof.
the blotter
the intern agent already merged. stamp ship, block, or ping greg. catch the lie. still level 1.
AI Took Your Job
Greg wants a quick chat. Survive the meeting, get the review packet, then make your employee card.
Review Packet
Five questions, one fake HR packet, and a score that refuses to become a promotion.
Backlog Clicker
Close tickets as fast as possible while the backlog quietly gets worse.
Ticket #404
Generate the perfect broken ticket. The issue is real. The resolution is not.
Keurig Repair
Pick tools, fail upward, and document the coffee machine incident before morale collapses.
Greg's Review
Greg reviews you. Then Greg reviews Greg. The company learns nothing, beautifully.
Greg's Memory
Repeat corporate phrases in order. Miss one and HR receives a deeply unnecessary memo.
Standup Stand-In
Cover for Greg in standup. Ten questions. One correct brand voice. Many wrong instincts.
Ticket Crusher
Smash the close button, run up the count, and stay exactly Level 1.
Promotion Gauntlet
The bigger command desk: employee file, evidence, replays, templates, and office ops.