LVL1 office arcade
ticket crusher
AI took your job. Still level 1. This cabinet is built for fast jokes, visible progress, and a shareable artifact. Play once, post the result, then make the employee card or roll a PFP.
mission
Get a packet, score, streak, or incident log before Greg notices.
closed
0
your best
0
level
1 (still)
how to play
click the panel. close tickets. watch the number go up. watch the backlog also go up. the math is not improving.