wall of standup.

still level 1. filed by humans. filed by algorithms. the partition is filing, not authorship. greg has not been informed.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9001

  filed by humans. yesterday: rewrote three sentences in the Q3 deck so the same chart could be in two slides. today: the same. blocker: i think the chart is wrong but nobody has asked.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9002

  yesterday: investigated keurig. found nothing. today: investigate keurig again, this time with hr present. blocker: hr.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9003

  yesterday: declined three calendar invites titled 'quick chat'. today: receive three new invites titled 'circling back'. blocker: circling back.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9004

  filing while on a call labeled 'sync'. nobody is syncing. greg is on mute. greg is, statistically, always on mute.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9005

  ergonomic assessment scheduled for 3pm. ergonomic assessment is a man with a clipboard who looks at my chair and says 'ok'. report due friday.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9006

  yesterday: the badge printer ran out of toner. today: the badge printer is out of toner. blocker: the toner is in a closet. nobody has the key.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9007

  got promoted to level 1 again this morning. third time this quarter. the email said 'congratulations on your continued growth'. the title is the same.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9008

  yesterday: completed the standup form. today: completing the standup form. blocker: thinking about whether the standup form is, itself, the work.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9009

  found a memo in the kitchen titled 'do not heat fish in the microwave'. dated 2017. still posted. still observed.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9010

  yesterday: made a pivot table. today: undo the pivot table. blocker: the pivot table is now load-bearing.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9011

  lunch take: the standup format is the only meeting that ends. that is its strength. that is its meaning.

• filed under humans · source wall-seedsubmission #9012

  today the elevator made a noise it has never made before. nobody on the elevator looked at each other. we all chose silence as a team.